The bugger

As you all know, i dislike my manager as he only treat female staff good but despise all male staffs. We would call us into his room over a small matter when he is in a bad mood to give us a good scolding. Just now, he came out of his room and rush to the toilet. So I also follow him to toilet and then i heard the fart noise and sound of shit flopping into the toilet bowl. Apparently, he is having a stomachache. I also don’t know what happen to me, but at that moment i just open the tap water and filled both my palm with water and flung it over through the hole on top of the door into the toilet. I did it twice and quickly ran out of the room. 5 minutes later, my manager came out of the toilet, wet. And he started cursing and ask who did that. I pretend a blur and dumb face so as all my colleagues. He then went to his room and slam the door. I feel so happy now.


The Fat manager

I had stomachache for the whole day after eating nasi lemak for breakfast (no racist). While I was doing my big business in the toilet, some faggot splash water on me… I cant believe what happened… I went out of the toilet, scolding all my staff but all of them kept quiet. Now I’m still looking at the culprit who did this… I’m typing these with my water soaked Armani suit in my office… Whoever did this better watch out…

The emo-colleague

Today my boss mood damn bad dunno what happen to him, when he 1st arrive at office already can see his face very black and very angry like he want to eat someone up. Wow its so scary man. Then my another colleague tapao nasi lemak for him since he love to eat the nasi lemak sold nearby and he always eat the nasi lemak until he is so fat, Yeah my boss is fat. After a finish eating dunno what happen to him, he rush to the toilet, I saw him running like emergency so I chased him but he was too fast. Yeah he is fat and fast. When I arrive i saw my colleague looking at another colleague which is kinda weird. I heard my boss scream also , I cant hear clearly though. Then i saw the colleague my colleague was watching. He was walking out with a very face like kena toto, 4d. My boss came out and he was shouting like a mad men. I was standing there and he accuse me of splashing the water. Now he want to fire me , I cant lose this job man recession somemore. Should I point out the culprit?

The nasi lemak seller

I sell nasi lemak at a lorong belakang. A lot of office ppl come buy my nasi lemak. Today morning got 1 fugly looking person come buy my nasi lemak. He asks for extra pedas. I told him “Manyak pedas woh! Kalao tarak tahan nanti cirit-birit tau!” He say takpa he can tahan. So I taruh manyak manyak sambal. Then later I heard from a office toilet above my stall, someone farted very loud. Then tiba-tiba shouted “OI WHO DID THAT!” I feel very bad…

The CCTV guy

This morning I heard the engineering manager cursing from the 1st floor asking who splash water on him when he was making cake in toilet. After he go into his room, he make a phone call to me (I’m at the second floor) to ask me to check the CCTV and tell him who did it. So I check the CCTV and found who the culprit is and he happen to be my best friend. The manager promise to give me a pay rise of 50 ringgit if I manage to dig him out. Should I betray my best friend for 50 ringgit?

The makcik tandas

DAMN… I’m a toilet cleaner for this xxx company… Just now after lunch I received a complain saying that the toilet very wet and stink… So when i go in to clean the toilet I fall down and my face end up in a toilet bowl full of shit… Now I smell like nasi lemak mixed with petai and some durian… Its so disgusting… I’m piss… I wanna know how to teach a lesson to that mofo who play water in the toilet and never flush after shit.

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